Normally I'm pretty serious about what I put out here, but a friend of mine handed something to me which I thought I would share and have some fun with. It is the difference between a man and woman.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who make more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes--there is no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman-Before marriage and after marriage.
Hope you have fun with this, will get back with you soon.
Steven
Sunday, March 8, 2009
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